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  2. Good goals! Welcome back and good luck to you!
  3. Just came back to the game after quite a few years away, so many new things to learn. Currently working on 99 mining and cooking (92 and 95 respectively) Purchased a Drygore longsword for combat New goal is to afford a Zaros Godsword!
  4. The Wise Old Man in Draynor village. In the room across from the bank. You can ask him and he will remove some stuff. https://www.runehq.com/person/wise-old-man
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  6. is there a person in RS3 that can check for unneeded items in your bank account? so it will free up space?
  7. It was time. We had officially claimed the lands formerly known as the lumberyard and made it our own, very legal, kingdom (now with a kitchen included). To celebrate this glorious and well deserved treat to my long and eventful career, we decided to hold a party. “Ayy, I heff te tell ye. I dent relly heff mech expre’ence weth pertehs. We sheld ferce semwen thet hess a bet mere skell weth ett. A bettler!” Silly Billy patted me on my shoulder as we looked at our empty kitchen. “Bet dent ye werreh, I heff elreddy meid centect weth Errdegen, end recreted a yeng ledeh, err mebeh e ledd, i wesnt sheer.” A few moments later the doors to my fort opened and a young person eagerly walked in. “Ahh, excuse me, my name is Aster, Aster with an A…” She said as she reached out for a handshake, a high-five and a fistbump at the same time. “Hew else weld ye spell Essster.” I heard Bell mumble to himself. “I am here to be you super duper expert butler, together we will make Forinthry great again!” I told them I didn't know what a Forinthry was, but I’m sure we could be of good help in running Haxorzistan to greatness. “Hmm, yes, I think we will just call it Forinthry, that’s what Bill wrote in the application. We spent the next few days planning out a grand party to make a good impression on our neighboring rulers and other important people. “The invitation list is complete. We will have to invite Roald and his wife Queen Ellamaria, due to a law he passed that he is to be invited to every fancy party within render distance. We also invited Duke Hoarse from Edgeville and his fiance, only so they could bring along their dog. Ohh, I do love dogs. Also there is Iris and Duchess Alba, because we had more seats. And I think Roald will bring his wine taster, Simon, but he doesn’t really need to eat.” Aster seemed very eager to get started with the party. “In the kitchen I also hired some random lady called Bianca, to make and serve out food.” Everything seemed to be in order, and it didn’t take long before our guests had arrived. “I noticed you didn’t have a mailbox, so I brought you one.” Roald said as some of his servants placed a fancy box in front of my gate. “I also took the liberty to fill it with some letters I wrote for you.” We made our way into the main hall, where the table had been set with some very bland food. Everyone took a seat and we started to mingle. During the conversation, Duke Hoarse makes constant remarks at how bad and ugly my kingdom is. “I don’t even know how you managed to build something so, well, boring… It looks almost like it was built by two people who have no experience in building forts. Haha!" I tried to defend myself by stating it was in fact built by two people with limited expertise, but he just started coughing mockingly. Suddenly, as if someone flipped a switch in my head, I stabbed him five times in the gut from under the table. The guests all (except for Hoarse) gasped in shock as Duke Hoarse fell backwards on his chair filling the floor with blood. “Someone killed my fiance!” Rodney, Hoarse’s fiance bursted out. “It appears he has been stabbed!” Oh no! How was I going to get myself out of this conundrum? Before I managed to come up with anything to say, Billiam bursted into the room. “Ayyy, ett leks leik semwen hes peisened hem! Ess I heff red meneh beeks en me leif I em shere ett wess de BETLER!” I looked over at Aster, who looked just as shocked as everyone else. I could not throw them under the carriage like this. I stood up and cleared my throat. “No, this couldn't have been Aster. I also suspected they were up to something, so I have been watching them all night. This is not the work of my butler, but rather…” I took a deep breath. “It was done by my butler’s SISTER.” Aster looked confused. “Uhhm, I don't have a sis…” “That’s correct!” I interrupted. “Bianca, tonight's chef, is the long lost sister of Aster, and she came here with one purpose. To kill Hoarse, who got engaged to the man she met at chef training, and that she loves, Rodney! She poisoned his food with a very rare and specific poison that makes the victim look like they got stabbed five times with a dagger from under the table!” Everyone looked at me in disbelief for a while, before Roald spoke up. “I have never heard of this poison before. But in a land where gods are real, I’m not surprised anymore. Guards! Take care of Bianca. This party is over.” And there you have it, my first ever royal party had gone flawlessly. The guests went back to their homes, except for Rodney, who during the confusion decided to stay at my fort to be a chef. “Thank you very much for covering for me Willy, I don’t know how I would get out of that one if you hadn’t intervened.” I gave him a firm handshake. “Ehh, I dent knew whet ye meen…” He said with a confused look on his face. I’m glad he is so good at acting to protect me. But I’m sure it would be wise for me to hire some muscle in case something like this happens again. Well, that’s for another time I guess.
  8. It's your lucky day! I have not one, but two fresh new chapters for you today! (No it's not because I forgot to post the first one before finishing the last one, shut up!) Alright, I know. I have been away for waaay too long, again. Sorry, not sorry. Turns out that building a whole fort actually takes some time. Who would have guessed? Yes, of course my loyal followers, I will tell you the tale of how I, Haxorze, became a duke of my own land. It all started when I visited King Roald in Varrock to ask him one small favor. “As you see PEASANT, I am very busy doing kingly stuff, like standing at the end of the board, only being allowed to move one tile at a time, while I send my pawns to their deaths.” Roald tells me while facing the wall. “Well, mr. King. I’m here to ask you about maybe getting a small little hut in the mountains. I think I deserve some rest after all I have done for yours and every other kingdom in the entire world.” He thinks for a moment, before he walks across the room and just faces the other wall. “I can't." We are out of planks after some zombies attacked the lumberyard.” He sounds mildly disinterested in our conversation. I ask if there are other ways to maybe acquire some planks, but he shoots down that thought instantly. "HAHAHAHA!" Like what? Maybe you think some flying fremmeniks that lives on an island shaped after a celestial body has the ability to just turn logs into planks using some secret school of magic? Your fantasies are delusional!” To be fair, he’s got a point… That would be way too silly if it was true. “Tell you what!" If you travel just outside the city, and clear out the zombies that are in the lumberyard, I will allow you to build ANYTHING you want. So, I made my way over to the lumberyard, or rather where the lumberyard used to be, and killed the few undead that are just standing there. “AY, ye seved me! Thenks strenga. Me name’s Bill, but ye cen cell me Bill!” The former owner of the yard crawls out from behind some rubble and brushes off some dust from his apron. “Alright William, I am sent here by the man that lives in the castle just west of here.” I point to the castle just to our west, where Roald is waving at us from a window. “TELL HIM TO OPEN UP HIS LUMBERYARD AGAIN, I NEED PLANKS TO BUILD A NEW TABLE!” I can hear Roald yelling at us. “Ahh, the keng ye mean! I dent leik hem. Elweys essking ferr plenks” Suddenly I get a very good idea. “Willy, I suddenly got a very good idea! If you open up your lumberyard, we can build a wall around it and claim it as our own kingdom. Then we sell your planks to Varrock for a very good profit. I get rich, and you get to keep your job.” “FREEKKING BRELLEANT!” His face lights up with excitement. “All ye need te do, es te breng me meny plenks frem defferent trees, end a mountens werth eff lemestens.” Our plan was foolproof, which is a good thing, because I have a feeling this man is some sort of a fool. It takes me days to gather all the resources, but after I finally bring the last things we need, we waste no time to start building the foundations of our walls. Our new foundations if you will, hehe. The entire time as we build I can spot Roald watching us, and I think he is writing us letters to stop what we are doing. Luckily we haven't built a mailbox yet, so none of them get delivered to us. After the walls are done, we start to plan a main hall and a workshop for Bill to stand in. “Billy, I’ve looked over the building plans for the main hall, and I noticed that you forgot to add a kitchen, amongst other vital things.” “I ferget!? I dednt ferget a theng! Ketchens ere ferr pertehs. We well belld wen when we errenge a perteh!” I mean, I cannot argue with the man's logic. After several weeks of me building and him just standing there screaming at me, we also built a church and a room house with a map. We also hired a lunatic to be a priest and a random tribal person to look at our maps. We were finally done! My very own kingdom. Bill looks at me with a tear forming in his eye. “we shell errenge a perteh! Ye well envite semm vereh empertent peeple. Bet ferrst, we need te belld a ketchen!” Too be continued. Unfortunately…
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    Dream mentor

    on the part where i had to assemble the potion of dreaming it already came with the herb added without me putting one in. also maybe we could add a note about "smashing" the rune on an anvil
  10. Bronzed frozen duck... Sounds yummy! Grats!
  11. Hehe... i finally did a thing, froze my feathers off for it and maybeeeee died 1 time at a perfect killstreak. Got 1K Arch-glacor enrage and a nice bronze title with it! 2K enrage maybe in 5 years??
  12. Congrats on the new ranks
  13. Hello everyone, We have made some changes to the requirements of the clan ranks (see first post). I have adjusted people's ranks accordingly. March 10, 2024 RuneHQ Clan Rank Adjustments: GENERAL: - Flams - Strajevski - Heps A Lot - Yuto - linchpinn - Boigacyanea2 - Mr Quick - Naimuddin92 - Smiley Ninja - xrass89x - xMr_Twitch CAPTAIN: - Spekt - Shalamar2 - solysium - I_am_Pet3 - Stabby Demon - NotaMessiah - Matsubokkuri - Tatsumaru535 LIEUTENANT: - DCME - Kuzzyca - Corn Kidz 64 CORPOREAL: - cooper1167 - Butterball25 DEMOTED (SERGEANT TO CORPOREAL): - Bor_Ba_Bor - Beth_1234 - britt_piatt - DankCrabmeat - Lovi Poe DEMOTED (SERGEANT TO RECRUIT): - Cos Sloth - TheBert - xLucyMayx - HelenOfFrodo - Ezri77 - Kahlan_85 - Alexander_K9 - Falvanater - Same0ld - Trantam - PekayFire - KumaOuSama - Carnage202 - AtemMChief1 - KaneJsw2011 - Mossius - McDadda - A Tr0jan - Tokreds
  14. At the bottom of your bank in the right hand corner there is this note item button. You can try to use this. Or you can do what Senug has said and use magic notepaper.
  15. Need a partner for Shield of Arrav quest
  16. You can use magic notepaper to note items.
  17. Congrats Ducky. Let me know whenever you want to achieve a fourth 2nd place race!
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    In a cold stronghold where the last of the followers of Bandos reside behind a strong gate. Only the strongest and bravest adventurers will have the courage to enter this huge stronghold of Bandos. Those who enter and kill the last remaining General of Bandos, Graardor, may find pieces of the sacred Bandos Godsword or Bandosian armor pieces that provide strength bonuses to warriors. Are you brave enough to enter Bandos Stronghold and claim the great riches if you are to survive? Event Details Date: 31st March Time: 18:00 Game Time FC: EventHQ Instance Host: Sy Accursed World: 88 Location: Bandos Stronghold Discord details Join here We hope to see you all there! The Events Team
  19. In a cold stronghold where the last of the followers of Bandos reside behind a strong gate. Only the strongest and bravest adventurers will have the courage to enter this huge stronghold of Bandos. Those who enter and kill the last remaining General of Bandos, Graardor, may find pieces of the sacred Bandos Godsword or Bandosian armor pieces that provide strength bonuses to warriors. Are you brave enough to enter Bandos Stronghold and claim the great riches if you are to survive? Event Details Date: 31st March Time: 18:00 Game Time FC: EventHQ Instance Host: Sy Accursed World: 88 Location: Bandos Stronghold Discord details Join here We hope to see you all there! The Events Team
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    With two dungeons conquered we have a final lead on who is doing Xau-Tak's bidding on Gielinor and so we descended to the depths of the shadow reef to end these schemes one and for all Facing down one of Gielinor's toughest boos encounters is no mean feet but today we will fend off the Crassian Leviathan to face down the two warped Dragokin foes - Taraket the Necromancer and The Ambassador himself! Event Details Date: 30th March Time: 19:00 Game Time FC: EventHQ World: 60 Location: Daemonheim - Shadow Reef Boat Discord details Join here We hope to see you all there! The Events Team
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