Corrupt a wish

[Ksb Single 208]

Game is simple. User posts a wish such as "Wish i had a new car" . Next user "Granted, but it has no engine". Then make a wish of their own.

 

 

 

I wish I had a pool.

[Taylordoms13 3]

Granted, but your pool has no water.

I wish I had a dirt bike.

[Numerous One 98]

Granted, but the max speed is 7mph.

 

I wish I had a wife.

[Hitori 65]

Granted, but she needs constant care to not wander off.

I wish I had a quantum computer.

[Telle 84]

granted, but you don't know how to use it and will never learn to.

I wish I had a private jet.

[moridin_1 228]

Granted, but you're scared of flying

 

I wish I had a didgeridoo.

[DRAVAN 35]

Granted, but you suffer from emphysema

 

Wish i sleeping in

[Numerous One 98]

Granted, but only 1 minute past your alarm.

I wish I was maxed on RS3.

[Hitori 65]

Granted, but a glitch prevents you from picking up items/gold.

I wish I could control weather.

[Numerous One 98]

Granted, but you can only change the type of day (rainy,  snow,  sunny,  ect...)  not the temperature. 

 

I wish plastic never existed. 

[DRAVAN 35]

Granted, however the replacement substance will be made using the blood of baby seals

 

I wish it wasnt so hot out.

[Taylordoms13 3]

Granted, but it's now snowing and winter time year round.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of OSRS membership.

[Numerous One 98]

Granted, but only on a HC Ironman account.

 

I wish I had a steady job.

[With Faith 31]

Granted, but it is working graveyard shifts in fast food.

I wish I could learn all class material instantly

[DarkPyroNinja 13]

Granted, but you use them all in the files you aren't supposed to.

 

I wish I didn't have any allergies.

[Numerous One 98]

Granted,  but your nose is always runny. 

 

I wish I had no kids. 

[DarkPyroNinja 13]

Granted, but you chose to be the godfather of multiple children.

I wish I never got dehydrated.

[DRAVAN 35]

Granted, but your rehydrated with pee

Wish it would stop raining