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It gives me great pleasure to promote ChathMurrpau to the position of Content Admin. She has proven herself many times over and i could not be prouder to have her in this rank

Not sure if we were going to do a DXPW comp but it starts in 6 hours and one wasn't setup. Soooo.... Since I like comps, since it gives me motivation, I set one up. ( @St. Squiggy if you want this to be official let me know and I can send you the info). I put a bunch of names on the list using the pre-signup list and recent comp people and tossed a few extras on. If you want in just post below and I will try and get you on as soon as I can. The comp is here: CLICK ME!!! Good Luck All and have lots of fun! Here is the list I used: Ksb Single Chathmurrpau Armahkarma With Faith Senug5 Dorky Girl Loucetios Aaros Telle Wick Swift Hankinator St Squiggy Katalex Rdranger2020 Haxorze Zing 1 Owain121 Balista77 Pixelatic Greystar Jeimuzu Aaros Stanimite alfawarlord carazen flama moo moo739 zandahar numerous one hope 1789 3ter 1 sassykookie super fly sola wind

Thank you all for your continued support towards our growing community!! Hosting a October Bingo for you all, sending all your achievements you all made, sharing your cutest pets with the community, watching our livestreams, joining our Events, etc. 2022 was a blast!! Lets make next year a year to not forget with a new skill, more pet pictures, more events, another Bingo, more laughs!! From all of us at RuneHQ we wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!! See you all next year in 2023!!!

RuneHQ (once again) has a Twitch channel! (ooooooh, ahhhhhhhhh) Check it out here! Our first stream is April 1st at 8pm EST (Chath couldn't resist the date). We will be streaming about RHQ updates, upcoming events, and such with @ChathMurrpau and @Scarlywars crashing in on @SiriusXM's player-owned house. After the first one is complete, we will be streaming every Tuesday at 8pm EST (see our calendar or Twitch for time conversions) and perhaps some other times in between. Keep your eyes open for more details as we get closer to release the date

I might become part of that stream team hehehehehehe

It’s time for me to continue my quest to snatch myself a dwarven cape with a pickaxe drawn onto it. Hmm… That reminds me: I’ve been putting this off for way to long now. But I have honestly just been really busy with… uhm… Ah, who am I kidding, I’m just really lazy. Those 4 last requirements are getting done now! But, I will of course just read the titles of the achievements, and base my entire strategy from that. So buckle up, this is going to be one wild ride! Purple cat: First on my list of odd things to do for some fabric is to get myself a purple cat, I think. Turns out the Grand Exchange does not sell them, and Gertrude called me a lunatic when asking her for one. Where have I seen one of those oddly colored fluffballs before? Thinking about that takes too much time, so I’ll just paint my neglected hellcat purple. Off to Draynor to visit my good friend, what’s her name. Aggie told me that to make purple dye, she needed some redberries and blue leaves. Of course! Red and blue makes purple, and purple makes my cat funny looking. Turns out that witch didn’t even bother mixing my two dyes together… Luckily I know basic chemistry, and can pour two colors together to make another color! Yay, science! After mixing the liquids together in a shady alley I dragged my cat out from my backpack and poured the liquid onto it. Hmm... No achievement ding sound, and my cat looks more sick than slick. But in the corner of my eye I spot a random purple cat running along the road next to another witch. I quickly run over to her and ask how much she wants for the cat, but she tells me it’s not for sale. But she promise to teach me how if I steal some strange vial from her colleague in Port Sarim. Heading over to Port Sarim, I swiftly sneak into a hidden basement just to get stopped by Lottie, the failed zoologist. She tells me that if I can sort out the mess she has made by placing the animals in random pens, I get the vial for free. I don’t think she knows what free means, but alas, this random scheme has taken to long, so I just do what she says. Rushing back to Draynor, I hand over the vial and DING! Achievement done. Weird, I was sure I had to paint my cat for it to work, but oh well. With a cat that hates me, I’m on to the next one! Ivan is flailing! This one makes no sense at all. I went to visit my old pal Ivan Storm, as he is the only Ivan I know. Now to make him flail! I order him to swing his arms around wildly if he doesn’t want to end up like his vampyre hunting buddy group, and with a confused look, he does so. After several uncomfortable minutes he asks me why I haven’t upgraded the ivandis flail to it’s full power yet. Oh… I vaguely remember that it needs vampyre corpses to be cremated to gain more power, but several hundreds of those will take me at least more time than I bother spending. It’s time to come up with a master plan to speed things up massively! I put on my best vampyre salesman disguise and head over to Darkmyer, a hive of the soon to be corpses. Turns out they are really easy to fool as I tell them I’m a seller of crimson red sunblocking curtains, and that I need to inspect every single building to get the measures of how much they need. I enter the houses and stack as many pyre logs as I can before leaving, lighting a fire as I exit the city. One civilization later and with a few thousand angry spirits haunting me, I pay another visit to Ivan to ask why my flail is still mediocre. He angrily mumbles something about me being a monster, before handing me a fully upgraded flail as protection. Ding..? If only he did that earlier, he would still have a job as border patrol, and I would be well on to my next step of my adventure. Challenge Maria I found Maria crying outside a haunted house that I’ve already cleansed from its paranormal guests. As the name never specified what type of challenge I had to partake in, I challenge her to a game of poker. Well, I’m now broke. Turns out standing around crying for nearly six years gives you quite the pokerface. She tells me that it’s her turn to challenge me and does so by asking me to enter the allegedly haunted house to open some chests I forgot the last time I was there. Well, I'm sorry for not open every single furniture as I was running from ghosts, Maria! Entering an empty house and opening chests should not be to hard, so I gladly accept her challenge. Turns out she is also a witch, as she has somehow trapped me in the past, or perhaps some alternate dimension where the ghosts are back, the doors are locked again, and every item has reset to their earlier positions. One disconnect and several “Oh gods” later, I make it out and get rewarded with a lamp and a ding… Well, at least I’m done traveling to other dimensions for the foreseeable future! A penny for your life HAHA! Jokes on you, my life isn’t even worth a penny! But jokes on me, as the entire economy of this world is made up by gold pieces. Well, except for the Arc, but that’s just some random retirement paradise that I won’t visit ever again. Turning to the only person I could remember that might know where I would find pennies, I travel to Aris in Varrock to have my future read. Aris tells me that she, and only she for some strange reason has a shop that exclusively trades for silver pennies! I make sure to ask her where one would find such rarities, and she brags that they are exclusively from her. That doesn’t seem like the most normal way to run your shop, but what do I know about business. Turns out I can get pennies from her by doing some work for her. But by work, she means that I have to travel to an alternate dimension for the second time in a day, and replay my least liked quest ever. Dimension of disaster. After hating my life for at least one whole hour (mostly due to Ulrist, or whatever and his shop with 1 diamond at a time, which he restocks whenever he bothers), I have now done the same thing four more times, and the old lady rewards me with a whopping 20 pennies that I can now use in her shop, and only there. With that much work, I guess she must be selling some neat stuff. But turns out she almost only sell rejected Halloween costumes and convenient skips that are only convenient while replaying the same quest even more times, haha, NO! But I finally hear the last ding I need to hear, and I can now purchase a new cape. Passion for fashion With my list now complete I head over to the Varrock museum to buy a cape. There I meet an old man wearing the same cape as I am buying. Something tells me he just made the cape and came up with this elaborate list of random stuff to do, just so that he could be unique without even doing anything himself, and also make a pretty good amount of money on the side from idiot adventurers that actually do his list. But after making my cat hate me, burning down a city, visiting a haunted house and the same dimension several times in one day, I can’t be bothered to argue with him. I gladly pay him some gold just to go to bed feeling like I did something productive. But just you wait mr. curator. I will come back for you! And thus ends my quest for fabric. Or at least this particular color of fabric, as I have not forgotten my short friends lovely cape just yet…

I have passed 93 Million experience in Mining, and my arms are getting a bit tired from swinging my pickaxe for hours upon hours every day. Unfortunately the dwarves refuse to give me a new cape yet, but i did try to steal one from them. Turns out they guard their fabric like it's worth a fortune, and 110 thieving is not high enough to take it. I will outsmart you one day, my short friends, one day. Or I could just keep on mining i guess, but that would make for a much less exciting story to tell. Me being Haxorze, also known as "Not clevorze", have made a new promise. And probably will keep on doing until it pays off. My next victim of the destroy function will be Crabbe, the Harry Potter refrence pet, if I do recieve him before 150m slayer xp (Thanks Mori). Stay tuned for nothing to happen out from this promise, as my luck is nowhere to be seen. Here is an action shot of me trying to get a brand new mining cape:

Anachronia day 468 I've traversed the dense and unforgiving jungles of this cursed island more times than i can remember. The larger inhabitants of the jungle I've noticed to be mainly calm. If I am keeping my distance, of course. I started observing them from afar, making note of their different behaviours and territories. These giants seem rarer in number than the brutish dinosaurs who prefer to herd in the dryer regions on the northern parts of the island. And also tougher to take down. I quickly learned of the durable abilities of the local flora, and how good they are for makng spears and ballistas. But a simple wooden spear isn't enough to take one of these magnificent creatures down, no matter how strong the wood is. Luckily, the frogs scattered around has a highly concentrated poison coating, a cooting that can quickly take down even the largest of beasts. After several days of preparations, I was ready to start my hunt. And what a glorious hunt i was. I must have taken down hundreds of dinosaurs. I guess you could say that I've become some sort of a master hunter in the time I've spent on the island. Now, I set sail for the mainland once more, as I hear rumours about lost civilizations from the mysterious third age being found. I'm curious to see what treasures might have been lost in time. -Haxorze

I will keep updating this until i feel it's complete. This ''guide'' will be mostly screenshots of the attacks and where to stand to avoid getting smacked/dying BOSS #1 The Crassian Leviathan The first thing you want to do is enter the arena and stand in the area mark on the image below! (after the first special attack; move towards the boss to increases your chances of staying alive!) The Attacks (idk names so bare with my made up names) and how to avoid dying Green Bean Beam Not dying to this attack is simple: Don't stand in the green.. Head smash! Every now and then the boss will do this attack, through the fight stand next to the boss and move to the direction it's moving to asap when the attack sequence starts Side note: stand near the boss during the fight; this way you get more time to react to the Head Smash! How to avoid taking massive damage? Simple-ish, run/surge in the direction they are moving towards and stand in the corner! E.G: Boss is moving east to west (see screenshot): Run/surge west and stand in that corner, after it reaches the west side, move to the east corner and stand there! (move back to middle-ish after attack) Around the 1 minute mark the boss moves to the opposite side of the arena; their attack rotation will be reset and will start at green bean beam!

Since we just got a FM update it is a good time to have a FM XP competition! As always there are some restrictions: - One RSN per person entry allowed. - Can enter after the competition starts but will be at a disadvantage. The competition will start April 4th 00:00 game time and will end April 11th 00:00 game time. The winners of the competition will win: 1st place - 3m GP and 1k Corrupted magic logs 2nd place - 2m GP and 1k Corrupted magic logs 3rd place - 1m GP and 1k Corrupted magic logs As they say in the Hunger Games, may the odds ever be in your favor. Crystal Math Lab Comp I have added all those on the pre-signup list. @ChathMurrpau @With Faith @Aaros @Dorky Girl @Fuzzyjoe162 @graystar @Hankinator @Hope @Loucetios @Numerous One @senug @SiriusXM @Super Fly @Telle @Toeby @Zing101 Everyone else please join in and have some fun!

Ehh, why not?

Who else is brave enough?

Hello everyone my name is Danbridge. My old account name was Lord Relztik (yes, i'm back!). It's great to be part of this wonderful forum. My hero was created on Nov. 1, 2017.

Hello, my name is Haxorze! Some people might call me "RNG Incarnate", but I much prefer "Dr. dry streak". After my recent accomplishment of 99 Archaeology (??), I decided that digging up random kitchen utensils in he desert wasn't maddening enough for me. So therefore I have also decided that I want my mind to spiral further into the tiresome and intense grinds this game has to offer. Haha, as if I haven't already spent to much time playing it. In the broad scale of things, I want to complete the game, fully. Why? Because I also get bored at times, and this is my way of coping with that. Let's start this by asking myself some questions: Will I ever finish this task? Probably not... What is my first goal? 120 Arch (also getting slayer pet, but that doesn't exist) Am I sure I won't give up after a week? No, I am not. Whats my stats? Let's hope I don't get tired of this to fast, and I'll probably update this log as soon as I actually do something ingame Future edits: Add more pretty colors and glitters!

Well I genuinely did not expect this to be a 2023 thing, but after years of planning my skill order so it got faster as I went and squirrelling away resources 2023 has seen me obtain 26/29 of my 200m. And it all ended in the Fishing Guild - where I got my first lvl 99 and with Summoning, the skill that got me my original max cape unlock. So now with Master of All, Trimmed Comp and 200m all I guess I have no excuses left to not git gud at pvm, unless I just quit...

Ah, dear readers, let me regale you with yet another tale from the delightfully chaotic life of Haxorze. As I ventured through the bustling streets of Varrock, a sense of mild tranquility washed over me. Little did I know that my day off from cosmic conundrums was about to take a wild turn. Imagine my surprise when I found myself inadvertently stumbling upon a rather heated debate in the Grand Exchange. Two merchants, eyes blazing with financial fervor, were locked in a dispute over the price of... cabbage, of all things. Never one to shy away from a potential spectacle, I couldn't help but get involved. Armed with my dubious negotiation skills and a knack for unintentionally complicating matters, I became the unwitting mediator in their absurd cabbage kerfuffle. The situation escalated, and, well, let's just say that somewhere along the way, an unfortunate mishap involving a wayward cart led to the untimely demise of some poor soul. Whoops, my bad. After extricating myself from that literal cabbage calamity, I found myself drawn to Lumbridge's tranquil courtyard. Little did I know that tranquility was in short supply, thanks to a monumental showdown among squirrels. These furry daredevils were vying for supremacy in the "Epic Nut of Legends" competition. The stakes were high, and the crowd was abuzz with anticipation. Me, being the self-proclaimed accidental hero, couldn't resist joining the fray. It all started innocently enough—some friendly acorn tossing, a hint of rivalry, and before I knew it, a catapult was involved, and the town square resembled a nut-filled warzone. The laughter that ensued was infectious, though the poor bard whose lute bore the brunt of my misguided enthusiasm might not have been amused. Now, let's address the elephant in the room—or rather, the dance circle. I've never been one to voluntarily step into the limelight, but when an enigmatic wanderer promised the location of a legendary treasure if I showcased my dance moves, well, let's just say I was game. Twirls, spins, and what can only be described as an interpretive dance interpretation of a chicken crossing a road—it was all part of my grand performance. The crowd cheered and jeered, and my dance moves shall forever live in the annals of Lumbridge's history. And just when I thought my day couldn't possibly become any more peculiar, fate had one final surprise in store. My leisurely stroll led me to a serene glade, where I encountered none other than K'ril Tsutsaroth, the fearsome demon commander. It's not every day you come face-to-face with a demon hell-bent on destruction, but there I was, inadvertently embroiled in a chaotic dance of steel and sorcery. My combat strategy? Well, it was a mixture of flailing, dodging, and a couple of well-timed tripping incidents. Miraculously, after an encounter that can only be described as both bewildering and bizarre, I emerged victorious—bruised, battered, and bearing an inexplicable craving for pickled onions. So, my dear friends, that's how my "ordinary" day off unfolded. From cabbage controversies to nutty competitions and a run-in with a demon lord, there's never a dull moment in the life of Haxorze. And while I might not always intend to set the world spinning in unpredictable directions, one thing's for certain: chaos is my constant companion, and even the simplest of days can turn into the most outlandish adventures. Until fate decides to throw another curveball my way, this is Haxorze, signing off with a twirl and a flourish—well, more like a stumble and a tumble, but you get the idea.

Well well well, where has this handsome and popular man been for so long? In fact I have been on somewhat of a spiritual journey on another world called “Earth”. It is a very different place from Gielinor. Experience rates and leveling is slow, the graphics are very amazing, money making is tiresome and tedious and most combat is illegal. But enough about my boring adventures there, as you all might wonder why I, the renowned and very humble Haxorze, conqueror of continents, slayer of legendary and dangerous beasts, master of the fine arts, prince of miscellania and honorable reveler to the fremennik clans, master of the archeology guild, diplomat of the known kingdoms, envoy of Zaros and World Guardian, has returned to you in this time of need. To be honest, I was just feeling a little bored. When I first returned to Gielinor I found myself in the Grand Exchange. I remember when they used to call me the wolf of Grand Exchange, but that is a story for another time. I walked over to my economic advisor Stefphen, and got told my bank was overfilled because I had lost my membership privileges due to inactivity. Rude, but fear not, I peer pressured my biggest idol Aaros into buying me a golden symbol to trade in for a few days of temporary benefits. I was finally back, and the very world trembled with anticipation of it. First on my agenda was to check in on how the large scale invasion from the elder gods had fared. As the world was still worlding, I assumed the war was over and we had one. But to my surprise everything in the cathedral was still just like when I left. These powerful gods don't seem to be able to do anything if I'm not around. As soon as I got there Zamorak just decided he was bored after having been left there for almost two years, and he left. He is very quirky and not like the other gods. Him leaving leaves the eggs more vulnerable and obviously that's my problem now, and I have to fix it. I might need some help with this one, so maybe I should go to the duel arena to hire some very legit and trustworthy mercenaries to assist me. What do you mean the duel arena is no more? It exploded? And there is now an oasis there with crocodiles and scarabs? And some sort of artifact that Zamorak's son stole? That's why all this is happening? Fine, I’ll settle for whoever is available to assist I guess. I head outside to get some fresh air. Outside Moia is waiting for me and hastily tells me that the city of Senntisten is under attack by TzekHaars. I call shenanigans, as I was just there and saw no one attacking anything, oh, she’s right, there they are. I politely tell them to go home, and Zuk decides to come up from his sewer hideout to get my autograph. Armadyl also wants one, so they start fighting each other. Perfect, I’ll just wait inside the cathedral with the blue man, the crystal tyrant and my bestest friend, Azzanadra. Saradomin is surprised that I'm hanging out with his daughter, Adrasteia, and so am I. Turns out Moia has followed me and brought a friend, thas just so happens to be the daughter of a god. It looks like it is bringing your child to church day. As it turns out, every faction of the elder gods has decided to strike an attack at once. If only someone had dealt with them earlier… I go to the graveyard and put Croesus to sleep, melt the arch-glacor’s troops with the help of global warming and use a canon to blow up the entire western side of the city. As all this happens, Seren just takes the eggs and teleports away. Saradomin makes an excuse for not wanting to deal with her, and sends me to find her. If only I had someone who could help me. Why is Moia and Adrasteia looking at me with puppy eyes? Fiiiine, you can come with me, but we are also bringing the lizardman. The first place we look for Seren is in some forsaken laboratory on dinosaur island. They have to smuggle me in, because my banishment is still not over. We talk to the mad scientist that lives in the lab, who also happens to be a clone of Kerapac. Wow, everyone is bringing their kids into this quest. He was of no use, but now he is also following us on our search. Very long hide and seek session made short: We use the world gate to travel to a crystal forest, Guthix’s summer cabin and dragon mountain. Every time Kerapac is also there due to time travel and plot reasons. We decide to go to Freneskae, the most obvious choice, and there Seren is. It’s always in the last place you look. We talk for a bit and I find out everyone is getting sick due to some portal from Erebus that acts like poison, but somehow I am immune. I bravely volunteer to enter the portal and after getting lost in a pocket dimension for what seems like forever I return to the exact same time I left from. Jas suddenly appears in front of us, but before she can ask for my autograph both Kerapac and some monstrosity from Erebus swoops in and they all die. It was an accident, I promise. We once again try to convince Seren that she should just give up, but she has gotten obsessed with the eggs and thinks they are her children. Hannibus the lizard briefly mentions his home planet, and Seren teleports there to hatch the eggs, destroy the planet and eventually the universe. Quest complete? Alright… I will follow her. We make our way to Iaia, convince all, well almost all, of the people there to leave, and I decide to battle Seren. We are so equally matched that she just gives up and decides to hatch the eggs, dooming the entire world we are on. I hurry over to the exit portal. And in a very shocking twist that no one would ever foresee, Moia decides to destroy the portal leaving me behind to die. I somehow survive, don’t ask me how, I have no idea, and I don’t care. Seren also survives, and she very willingly (I promise) to stay behind on the barren planet as I head back to Gielinor to get my rewards. This is just the start of my recent adventures, and I will continue to update you with my very precise and accurate retellings of them. In the next episode we will see if we can discover why Zamorak left, and also why nobody did anything while I was gone.

Keep your eyes peeled folks, @Robbie has now joined the CE team and will be robbing our "to-do list" of things. Welcome to the party sir!

My oh my, where have I been? Well, to be perfectly honest, that is a long and boring story, that will probably take me at least 15 minutes to explain. So let's just agree that I've been here all the time, and I've continued to update with funny and top tier posts for you all. Now from something boring to something even boringer. My epic quest to reclaim my glory, and prove that I am still worthy of wearing my dusty completionist cape. First on my list of extremely interesting tasks was to become a music critic, by listening to ALL the new soundtracks in game. My mission started by traveling in first class to Anachronia, my second home. As I arrived, I asked the locals where I would be able to hear these interesting new songs, and quickly learned that I had to pose undercover as an archeaologist and travel around the digsites on the island. As a man who has spent more hours than I'm willing to admit on Dinoisland without ever seeing a digsite, I tought they were pranking me. This had to be a setup to host a surprise party, as a thank you to the legendary hero Haxorze, saviour of the dinos that one time mr dragonman went all supervillain. I excitingly played along, and made my way to the first "digsite". Arriving there I found out they had actually buildt a whole digsite there. Hmm, surely they are not saving on any expenses to honor me. I asked one of the people there why they would go to such lenghts just for a party. With a confused look in his eyes, he started yelling at me. "You're the reason the volcano exploded!" I argued that it was in fact an elder god that did it, and surely that has to be way over my capability to handle. But then again, I might have angered it by killing of a large amount of the local wildlife, just for it getting in my general area. So I tried my second best excuse, that surely an elder god can't see me as a big enough treath to go to such desperate measures (wink wink). I made sure to not mention that I beat every fight in that quest basically by looking at my enemy for a few seconds. Back to my quest for musical therapy! I entered the digsites, wich proved to be actual digsites, and not a secret party location for me. Strangely the people here view me as some sort of an eco criminal. I tried to make my reputation better, accidentaly swapping the brains of a human and a salamander. Should probably get back to that at some point. But after traveling so many times forth and back around that island, mostly because I am to stubborn to look at a guide, making me forget every single item I needed to carry with me to solve the mysteries, I was not in the mood to play doctor. I'm also convinced that most of those mysteries was just a way to keep me too occupied to cause any more harm. But I heard all the songs I needed to and left the island. Forever. Next on my list was to learn some potion brewing. As a master of herblore, I tought this would be easy, but oh my! Who would have tought you needed to work as an archeaologist, on an island that despises me, to actually find the FRAGMENTS needed to make the recipies. I had only one problem. I was now banned from Anachronia, and therefore this task was impossible for me to complete! But being me, a force of chaos and also rng, I just payed off other adventurers to do the work for me, and then read the recipies they collected. Task done! And now, only one thing stood between me and my cape. I had to become a builder. But not the cool type of builder, that builds law bending constructs of pure imagination. No, I had to become a builder of chairs, tables and torches. The estate agents, who all probably have less experience with construction than me sent me a list of five pieces of furniture i had to repair for about six different people around three different cities. Sounds easy, right? The catch is that I had to do this one hundred times, meaning I had to travel forth and back between the worst houseowners in the world, building five HUNDRED items wich just randomly broke after five minutes. I swear to everything thats holy, no not you Saradomin, that if the shopkeeper, who NEVER enteres his 1st floor, manages to break his adamantium plated stove in less time than i use to walk down the stairs, he probably should not own a stove! But, I am a man that likes capes, so I endured. And after a few hours I was ready to retire as a constructor, putting my cape back onto my back and hoping to never ever see those ungrateful people again. Needless to say, I had to let out some agression after that. I payed a visit to my good friend Araxxi, proving once again, that if you're tired of going dry on drops, just neglect the boss for months, come back, and get what you want!

As I decend further into madness, I also find new ways to entertain myself. With some good encouragement from a few friends and strangers, as well as a promise of at least 1 drop (brews and restores) from Nex, I set out to do the impossible. I was going to kill Nex, all by myself! Approximately zero death later, I got a few kills, and a whole 2 B/R drops, pluss some random pants that used to belong to some socalled legendary zarosian Green Arrow. Patric, I think his name was... I do so dearly wish i could post a bragging picture of my fully completed Nex log, but I seem to be missing a great number of the drops there. Going forward I hope to take my relationship with Nex further, and maybe we could even adopt a little mini-nihil. But that is something for the future I guess. But fear not my lovely friends and others, I would never leave a post of mine lacking of a picture from my interesting experience in the scary world of Runescape. So I spent at least 10 minutes on paint again, and made you a lovely little story. It's not as good as I wish, but I honestly don't want to paint anymore today. Love you all at least 1! Maybe it will be 3000 some day

First I want to start by giving some insight to my last update here. I was really banking on getting Ace before hitting 120 hunter. I had a whole bit planned out for the most emotional log post you would have ever seen, where I even planned on making a beautiful piece of art on video form. But alas, I was not that lucky. And when thinking about it, that might be for the best, as I have absolutely no experience in videomaking. But since I did not get the pet, I just had to plan out and write up something in like 10 minutes, and therefor you got my over the top journal entry from my long time spent on Anachronia. It's not as funny as I had hoped for, but I do hope it kept up with your high expectiasion. (Or is that just in my head?) Since last time I've achieved 120 arch. It's over a week ago, but it's not me if I'm not late to update. I need to stay in character i guess. Right now I don't even know what to do going forward. So I have just been mining, a lot. Probably will keep slamming my pickaxe into the same rock until the dwarves agree to give me a new cape before I move on to something more fun. (HAHA, master quest cape when? (Soon™)). Not much more to say really, so I'll just share a picture. As they say on IG: "Felt cute, might delete later" Yes thats the arch cape

Ok so here is the guide: CLICK BAIT!!!!! Currently I have more challenges than Wiki has but I am not sure if we have all of the challenges yet... So if you could when in game spend a few seconds and check your challenges versus the ones I have in the guide and if you have one not listed just give a quick reply with it's name and reqs that would be great. Thanks. @SiriusXM @Alfawarlord @ChathMurrpau @Alk12 @3ter 1 @Numerous One @Hail4Gaming @Fuzzyjoe162 @Koviana @Hope @Katalex @moridin_1 @mafchief @Loucetios @Zandahar @Super Fly @Pixelatic @sola wind @Haxorze

Many Congratulations to you!!!

Just an update I can confirm this. Just tried it.

It's that time again (oddly enough)! There's a double XP weekend coming and I'm sure you want to get in that competitive spirit! This time it is Overall so do what you want, it's all for you! Rules still apply in regards to other double XP comps, which I'll list here: One RSN per person. Preferable to join beforehand but can join after. If joining after you are at a disadvantage and understand this. Anyone can join, no staff restrictions. Top 10 people will receive GP (10m for first down to 1m for 10th and respectively for those in the middle). The timeframe is the same as in game, so from Friday 22nd February 12:00 Game Time to Monday 25th February 11:59 Game Time. One difference you may notice from others (if any request) is there may possibly be entrants from Facebook or Twitter! If you see them join welcome them to the competition and invite them to join us more often! If this is you reading this because you came from one of the two, well... the same applies! Come join us more and here! Aside from that, happy skilling and may you all get great gains! Entrants @ChathMurrpau@Ksb Single@With Faith@senug @Dorky Girl@Loucetios@Aaros@Telle Lots a Loud @Toeby@Super Fly@Fuzzyjoe162@Hankinator@Zing101@Hope@Numerous One@graystar Pyro @Balista J E K K A AKRITE Twitter Sharpkeep633 Fotus Odin Competition Link Want to be notified of future skilling competitions? Join us and sign up here!

The Queen of Thieves Difficulty: Novice Length: Short Quest Requirements: Client of Kourend Skill/Other Requirements: 20 Thieving 20% Piscarilius House Favour Item Requirement: 1 Stew (can be made in the area or bought from GE) Recommended Items: Weight Reduction Equipment, such as full Graceful Stamina Potions or Super Energy Potions Items Acquired During Quest: Letter Quest Points: 1 Reward: 2k Thieving Experience 2k Coins Access to The Warrens Piscarilius favour certificate (worth 10% favour) A memoir page for the Kharedst's Memoirs. "The Fisher's Flute" Start Point: Outside the bank in Port Piscarilius. To Start: Speak with Tomas Lawry. 1. Talk to Tomas Lawry outside of the bank in Port Piscarilius. 2. Your goal now is to infiltrate the new gang that has formed named: Saviors of Kourend. Speak to the poor looking man or poor looking woman in the house west of the starting point. 3. Head south, past the bridge and in the house on the west to speak with Robert O'Reilly and he will ask for a stew. Note: If you did not bring a stew with you, you will need to purchase the items from Kenelme in the house to the west, as well as a bowl from the general store to the southeast. 4. Make your way to the manhole to the east and climb down it. 5. Head south from where you entered and cross the bridge, continuing west until you reach Devan Rutter by the fish stall. Speak with him to continue. 6. Head back up the manhole and go east, to the dock on the southern side of the Piscarilius mess hall. Find Conrad King there and murder him. Note: You can choose any option here. Regardless of what you pick, you will murder him brutally. 7. Return to Devan Rutter down the manhole, then enter the tent (go-through doorway) and speak with the Queen of Thieves. 8. Return above-ground again and head to the house east of the Hosidius General Store. (The top house in the row.) Picklock the chest in the house to find a letter. 9. Take the letter back to Tomas Lawry to show it to him. 10. He will forget about the Queen of Thieves and tell you that no reward is better than feeling useful. Return to the Queen of Thieves (now named Lady Shauna Piscarilius), for your reward.

A few suggestions based off following this guide.... Raw rat meat, Raw bear meat, Raw chicken, and Raw beef should be listed as items need to complete quest, not items required to start quest. Also, the locations to obtain these should be in the guide somewhere. I recommended the following locations, although someone else might have better. On Step 3, Taverley Dungeon should be capitalized. Step 5 currently reads: Talk to Sanfew and he'll be grateful and tell you to visit Kaqemeex for your Herblore skill training. I recommend changing this to: Talk to Sanfew, who will be grateful and ask you to visit Kaqemeex for your Herblore skill training.

Hey dudes! Name's Xena. I am a former RS3 player now OSRS player. My RS3 name is HiromiNeko and my OSRS name is Xena Hashai. Played since classic and am an alt-o-holic for certain I am wanting to be active on the forums now that I'm finally of age to actually understand forums and what not and have forum experience. As when I was 6 I couldn't really grasp forums or anything. But it's good to be here, I'll be on the lookout for OSRS content But ye, hopefully I will see some of you guys around the threads!

whats up everybody im tyler or in game im known as Fate The God i have been playing runescape since 05 and have been useing runehq since 07 i currently play osrs more then anything else lol

Hiya James, I definitely remember you! Glad to see you around again! Welcome to our newly renovated forums!

Hey James

old..but gold..

I made an account before but didn't really use it to socialize. Basically just used hq for the quest guides. Anyway hello I'm Baz.

Welcome back Relztik! Nice stats!

Just a quick note here, on behalf of the clan staff, please understand that all clan staff is instructed not to ask to borrow from any clan mate. If you are approached and they claim to be staff do be mindful. There have been a few instances of this happening and we wish in the future, for this not to have happen again.

I am right behind you!

We want to congratulate @SyAccursed as we promoted..... yes you heard it right! promoted him to Community Crew manager alongside me! He will be helping me and Alfawarlord out with management!! Again thank you for all your hard work and welcome to the team!!

congrats Gray!

No idea how this is going to pan out but thought I'd start a fresh log on my pvming boss drops. I wont be screenshotting every drop just some important/expensive ones! Here's the start what I got today at 96% enrage Telos

Grats!!

Are you Sirius!? ... Sorry this was my last pun! i`m sorry to see you go, and this time for real! You have been a good admin and personally still a good friend! we may have had our differences but we made ourselves strronger in the end! I hope you keep sticking around on voice and on our livestreams. Good luck and keep in touch!

After seeing some players returning to Runescape from back in the day, and I figured this would be a good time to share your history, stories, or your favorite memories! Mine would have to be to when I started back in 2003, around that time I use to get on and play with my cousins, and we'd play for hours and hours, not worrying about xp grinding or anything, probably the most enjoyable time in Runescape for me.

cya hick

Welcome back bud!

what if that's why it hasn't taken KSB

Animals and how to get: You can check what animals you have bred before at Sam the Sheepdog SMALL PENS Rabbits - 17 Farming Common brown rabbit Obtained by killing rabbits around runescape and through breeding Rellekkan cream rabbit Obtained by killing rabbits near the swaying tree in Rellekka and through breeding Piscatorian cottontail rabbit Obtained by hunting rabbits near eagles peak and through breeding Jackalope Obtained randomly by breeding rabbits Chickens - 28 Farming Common white chicken Obtained from a chicken egg on the farmers market and through breeding Rooster Obtained from a chicken egg on the farmers market and through breeding Bandos Bantam chicken Obtained randomly when breeding chickens Varrockian red chicken Obtained randomly when breeding chickens Oomlie bird Obtained randomly when breeding chickens Lizard Chicken Obtained randomly when breeding chickens Chinchompas - 54 Farming Grey chinchompa Obtained by hunting Grey chinchompas and through breeding Carnivorous chinchompa Obtained by hunting Carnivorous chinchompas and through breeding Cobolt chinchompa Obtained by hunting Cobalt chinchompas and through breeding Viridian chinchompa Obtained by hunting Viridian chinchompas and through breeding Azure chinchompa Obtained by hunting Azure chinchompas and through breeding Crimson chinchompa Obtained by hunting Crimson chinchompas and through breeding Crystal chinchompa Obtained by hunting Crystal chinchompas and through breeding Golden chinchompa Obtained randomly by breeding chinchompas MEDIUM PENS Sheep - 35 Farming White sheep - Ewe & Ram Obtained (separately) from the farmers market and through breeding Black sheep - Ewe & Ram Obtained randomly by breeding sheep between 9PM and 9AM game time Summerdown sheep - Ewe & Ram Obtained randomly by breeding sheep during Summer Springsheared sheep - Ewe & Ram Obtained randomly by breeding sheep during Spring Winterwold sheep - Ewe & Ram Obtained randomly by breeding sheep during Winter Fallfaced sheep - Ewe & Ram Obtained randomly by breeding sheep during Autumn Golden sheep - Ewe & Ram Obtained randomly by breeding sheep Spiders - 64 Farming Spirit spider Obtained from a drop by most spiders and through breeding Night spider Obtained randomly by breeding spiders between 9PM and 9AM game time Corpse spider Obtained randomly by breeding spiders during Autumn Fever spider Obtained randomly by breeding spiders during Spring Giant spider Obtained randomly by breeding spiders during Summer Ice spider Obtained randomly by breeding spiders during Winter Araxyte spider Obtained randomly by breeding spiders or (maybe) Araxxor/Arraxi item drop Zygomites - 81 Farming Gloomshroom zygomite Obtained from harvesting mushrooms and through breeding Zanarian zygomite Obtained randomly by breeding zygomite Daemoncap zygomite Obtained randomly by breeding zygomite Arcspore zygomite Obtained randomly by breeding zygomite Magical zygomite Obtained randomly by breeding zygomite LARGE PENS Cows - 49 Farming Kandarin cow Obtained from the farmers market and through breeding Bull Obtained from the farmers market and through breeding Chocolate cow Obtained randomly by breeding cattle Strawberry cow Obtained randomly by breeding cattle Vanilla cow Obtained randomly by breeding cattle Harlequin cow Obtained randomly by breeding cattle Yaks - 71 Farming Fremennik yak Obtained from killing yaks Spirit yak Obtained randomly by breeding yaks or while making pack yak pouches. Sacred yak Obtained randomly by breeding yaks Dragons - 92 Farming Green dragon Obtained by killing green dragons (can be in your Slayer dungeon) and through breeding Blue dragon Obtained by killing blue dragons (can be in your Slayer dungeon) and through breeding Red dragon Obtained by killing red dragons (can be in your Slayer dungeon) and through breeding Black dragon Obtained by killing black dragons, including King and Queen black dragons (can be in your Slayer dungeon) and through breeding Royal dragon Obtained randomly by breeding dragons Traits: Baroo What does this ancient word mean? Yak only trait - No purpose Baroo? Is it a question? What is the question? Speak to me, oh noble yak. Yak only trait - No purpose Baroo Baroo Well, that's just rude. Yak only trait - No purpose Big boned This animal puts on weigh more easily. More easily gains weight Butterface A fantastic physical specimen, just not much to look at. Additional Weight and Speed, Reduced Attractiveness Chatty This animal won't be quiet. No purpose Chaotic This chicken walks the path of chaos. Chicken only trait - Part of the "Life, uh, found a way" achievement (hand in lizard chicken called Malcolm with the Chaotic trait to Granny P) Charmed This animal is happier and healthier than other animals More Health & Happiness than others Chief This rabbit commands the warren. Rabbit only trait - No purpose Chocolatey Goodness Its hide tastes ever-so-slightly chocolatey. It's hard to resist licking it. Cow only trait - Increased chance to produce Chocolate cow calf Constipated This animal never produces dung. Does not affect Spiders or Zygomites Curvy This big-boned beauty will win many competitions, just not a race. Additional Weight and Attractiveness, Reduced Speed Enigmatic You're not sure what this trait does. If, indeed, it does anything. Effects are yet unknown Evil This animal is not nice. Completes the "Bad Egg" achievement if the trait is on a chicken Exalted This animal is so special it awards more XP on harvesting. Can only be be in the 3rd slot Fearless Why are you running? Dogs aren't dangerous. No purpose Fortunate This animal is considered very special and farmers will pay more beans for it. Can only be be in the 3rd slot - earns you 10% more beans when sold Freak of Nature This creature is a medical marvel. Curing it is worthwhile. Gain more experience than normal for curing this animal Frost Breath It can breathe a deadly stream of frost. Dragon only trait - Possibly used to help create a Royal dragon Fussy Eater This animal puts on less weight. Lower weight than most animals Genetic Inferiority Offspring of this animal are less likely to have multiple traits. Reduces chance to produce offspring with multiple traits Genetic Instability The unusual genetics in this animal means its offspring are more likely to have multiple traits. Greatly improves chance to produce offspring with multiple traits Genetic Mutation The unusual nature of this animal means its offspring are more likely to have multiple traits. Improves chance to produce offspring with multiple traits Genius This animal is super smart. No Purpose Giver This animal awards more XP when harvested. Gain 3% more experience when gathering produce from animals Glistening This animal is more likely to produce shiny offspring. Increases the chances to produce a "shiny" breed baby Glorious This chinchompa is simply glorious. Chinchompa only trait - No purpose Golden Gift There are no golden eggs, but this creature will occasionally pass...'nuggets'. Wash hands after handling. Obtain a few pieces of gold in addition to produce when harvesting Good This animal is really rather pleasant. No purpose Good Breeding This animal carries some rare breed ancestry in its genetics. Increases the chance the offspring will be a different breed Handsome This animal is better looking than most others. Increased Attractiveness Hyperactive This animal is faster than most others. Increased Speed Immune This animal is practically immune to disease. Increased Health Incy Involuntarily cynical, like many spiders. Spider only trait - No purpose Insane This animal thinks it's a biscuit. We have no idea why. No purpose Jovial This animal always sees the glass as half full. Increased Happiness Joyful This animal is almost always happy. Increased Happiness Lawful This chicken walks the path of law. Chicken only trait - No purpose Limited Efficiency Harvesting this animal will award more materials, but at the cost of lower XP and bean value. -2% beans when sold - Decreased experience gained when harvesting, but extra produce obtained Lithe Fast and beautiful, but not terribly sturdy. Additional Speed and Attractiveness, Reduced Weight Lucky This animal is worth more beans when sold. +2% beans when sold Loyal You're not sure what this trait does. If, indeed, it does anything. Zygomite only trait - Part of the "Ever So Clever" achievement (hand in magical zygomite called Trevor with the Loyal trait to Granny P) Mysterious Does something mysterious.... or nothing, but if nothing it does so mysteriously. Effects are yet unknown Neutral This chicken walks a neutral path. Chicken only trait - No purpose Nice but Dim Generous with XP, but less popular with farmers and is not so good with materials on harvesting. -10% beans when sold - Decreased produce obtained when harvesting, but extra experience gained Nuclear Be REALLY careful with this one! Chinchompa only trait - Will complete the "Tickety Boom" achievement if the Chinchompa accidentally explodes when harvested NIghtmare Kill it with fire! Greatly reduced Attractiveness Old at Heart This animal ages faster than most others. Ages 5% faster than normal Owsla This rabbit guards the warren carefully. Rabbit only trait - No purpose Perfected This animal is a perfect example of its breed. Increased Weight, Speed, and Attractiveness Plain This animal is not as attractive as some of the other animals. Reduced Attractiveness Prize Specimen A shining example of what this breed is capable of. Greatly increased Weight, Speed, and Attractiveness Producer This animal awards more materials when harvested. Possibility of gaining more produce when harvesting Poisonous Breath It can breathe a deadly cloud of poison. Dragon only trait - Possibly used to help create a Royal dragon Radiant This animal is practically shining. Greatly increases the chances to produce a "shiny" breed baby - Slot 3 trait only Ravensworn This animal knows the secret handshake and has knowledge of the deeper mystery that is the Ravensworn. It won't share. Requires Ravensworn title to occur Regular This animal produces dung regularly. Increased amount of manure production - Does not affect Spiders or Zygomites Robust This animal is more resistant to disease. Increased Health Shock Breath It can breathe a deadly blast of lightning. Dragon only trait - Possibly used to help create a Royal dragon Sickly This animal gets sick more easily. Decreased Health Slowpoke This animal is slower than most others. Decreased Speed Smelly This animal smells really bad. Decreased Attractiveness Sparkling There's something almost 'shiny' about this animal. Slightly increases the chances to produce a "shiny" breed baby - Best combined with Glistening and/or Radiant Stingy This animal isn't as generous with harvested materials. Possibility of gaining less produce when harvesting Strawberry Scented It smells delicious. Cow only trait - Increased chance to produce Strawberry cow calf Stressed This animal suffers from 'performance anxiety'. Decreased chances to Breed successfully Strong Genes This animal is more likely to produce offspring of the same breed. Increases the chance the offspring will be the same breed Studly This animal has a much higher breeding chance than other animals. Greatly increases chances to Breed successfully Sullen This animal always sees the glass as half empty. Greatly decreased Happiness Surly This animal is unpleasant and so worth fewer beans. -5% beans when sold Taker This animal isn't as generous with harvested XP. 3% less experience when gathering produce from animals Touch of Vanilla It sweats vanilla essential oils for some reason. Cow only trait - Increased chance to produce Vanilla cow calf Unlucky for Some Other farmers will happily purchase this animal, but it's not so good for you for XP or materials. +5% beans when sold - Decreased produce and experience when harvested Unstable Careful, this one could explode at any moment. Chinchompa only trait - Will complete the "Tickety Boom" achievement if the Chinchompa accidentally explodes when harvested Virile This animal has a higher breeding chance than some others. Increases chances to Breed successfully Wincy Keeps flinching. Seems to expect everyone to crush it with a rolled-up paper. Spider only trait - No purpose Whimsical You're not sure what this trait does. If, indeed, it does anything. No purpose Young at Heart This animal ages much slower than most others. Ages 5% slower than normal

Welcome back!

Introduction Greetings RuneHQ users, and welcome to my second guide on account security. If you haven't already, then please read my original guide which is stickied at the top of this forum! In this thread, I will be taking you through a method which I can guarantee will protect you from hackers, even if they have keylogged your passwords! On top of this, I will also point out things which you should avoid at all costs in order to keep your account secure! For security, I will direct you to where you need to go, instead of posting URL links. Contents Creating a Google Mail account 2-Step Verification with Gmail Setting up JAG Summary of what would happen! Creating a Google Mail account Google Mail (or Gmail) will provide the backbone to your account security. It is actually this step will could potentially provide a 100% immunity to hackers. When creating a google mail account, try to make the account name nothing related to your runescape account's name, but still try to make it memorable. Again with the password of your account, it must be complex but not the same password used for any other password. Bad Examples of passwords include: - Runite - Dragon - Edd Good Examples of passwords include: - Egg384tuna10noob - January953snow1 (PLEASE DO NOT ACTUALLY USE THESE) If you can understand how bad examples of passwords are easy to guess, and where good examples of passwords are very hard to guess, then you've taken your first step to enforcing your account's security. 2-Step Verification with Gmail This is where the magic begins. 2-Step verification is process where you assign a secondary device to confirm that the person who is trying to access your Gmail account really is you! To do this, go to your account section, and then select security before finally selecting "2-Step verification". From here you can assign your mobile phone device to receive a text message which contains a random 6 digit code (just like an authenticator!) which you must enter to gain access into your Gmail account. I cannot emphasise the importance of this step, it will be the trap that the hacker gets caught in, without it, a hacker will proceed straight into your Gmail account and authorize his computer using JAG. Setting up JAG! JAG will be what completes your account immunisation. This system can be accessed by logging into your Runescape account on the main page, select "Account Settings" before finally selecting "Jagex Account Guardian". What does JAG actually do? Locks your account specifically to the computer you are using. Denies access to your account by hackers without e-mail confirmation When setting up JAG, bear in mind that this WILL replace your recovery questions. Knowing this, you want to make the answers to your questions as hard to guess as possible, try randomly adding numbers or even just make up completely silly answers that no-one would eve guess (make sure YOU remember them!) Finally, once JAG is set up, you will be prompted to add your device to it's allowance list, add your computer to it "permanently". A list of your computer name, and your IP address will be shown and your account will only be accessed from that, unless you use JAG to permit other devices. Summary of what would happen Oh no, you've click on a link and a keylogger has your passwords! Here's exactly what would happen, and how you've just stopped a hacker without even trying! The hacker will enter your details on Runescape in an attempt to log in. The hacker will not have access until JAG confirms this. JAG has just sent a confirmation e-mail to your Gmail account! The hacker has your e-mail and password and attempts to log into your Gmail Do you hear that? Your phone sent you a text containing a 6-digit code! Without the 6 digit code, the hacker is HELPLESS. He cannot confirm in your Gmail that he is trying to use your account, therefore he can NEVER get onto your account! The hacker would literally have to steal your mobile phone in real life to gain access, that said keep your phone safe at all times. There's still the JAG questions for the hacker to somehow guess on top of this, but pretty much irrelevant if he can't even get into your Gmail to authorize his computer. If you suspect that... Someone has your passwords Your mobile prompted you a 6 digit code without you logging in Chances are, someone seems to have your details. Perform a complete scan if your computer, make sure your firewall is correctly configured, and if necessary format your HDD (extreme measure). Once this is done, proceed to change your Gmail password and your Runescape password. Check your Gmail, JAG will tell you the IP of the hacker, and you can immediately report it to Jagex! I hope this proves useful, and I highly recommend that EVERYONE has this system, or something similar in place. It is a true life saver!